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you didn't think Thomas could make this did ya
School-safe mode (scaffold — policy TBD)
🏆 Wins: 0
School Edition: school jobs replace shops. Jail = type lines + math problem. Fun classroom mode! Tap again to turn off.
Device: Computer · Mode: 1 Player
Type a friend's username to add them. When they're playing you can join them with one tap!
P1: WASD to Move, E to Interact
Enter these in the "Secret Modes" box.
Admin PIN also unlocks GOD MODE in-game (same as GODLY).
PixelPhone → Messages: /help · /explode /destroy · /kill · /teleport all
Language, experimental view, and debug logs apply on this device.
Experimental first-person ray view. Only works in 1-player mode before you start.
70% · ~2877 rays
Higher = sharper columns on wide screens; lower if the game stutters in first-person.
Adds ?debug=1 style logs or turn off. Errors always log.
Online accounts only (from the game database). Updates about every 5s while open.
Gadget: Q · Weapon: F · 2P: E revive · G grab body · HOSP to heal or admit (cash)
Spectating
You get 2 link pads per buy. After buying, stand where you want a pad and press Q to place. Pads cannot be picked up. Walk into one to warp to the other. Stand still on a pad: it does not warp.
Equip one weapon. Press F in-game to use. PvP nuke only hits other players; it does not end the run.
N · Map + labels
Hi! I'm here to help. Want a quick tutorial tour of the controls and goals?
Guide bot
Pick a topic — I'm pre-programmed with answers!
Jail
You are out
No one left to carry on — accept your fate to return to the menu.
PixelPhone
Apps
Web opens in a new tab. GPS draws a route on the world (Player 1) after you close the phone.
Opens in a new tab. Type a URL or search (Google, safe search on).
Tap Go to open the web in your browser.
Cosmic Clicker
0
per second: 0
Tap left / right side to switch lane
Score: 0
Tap / Space to jump
Score: 0
SONIC = 3x Walk Speed
RICH = Start with $50k
GHOST = Walk thru buildings
REALITY = Hard mode + Grayscale
ZOMBIE = No minimap · city ruins · loot E · no police · god panel off
⭐ ULTIMATE: MURDER ⭐
Speed, Ghost, Rich + Assassinations!
👑 GOD TIER: RARITY DROP 👑
99.999% chance for $100k Robberies!
⚡ CREATOR: GODLY ⚡
Custom speed, custom civs, infinite money!
Users with a heartbeat in the last 90 seconds (game pings ~every 25s while signed in).
Friend edges: — · Updated —
Assistant
Sign in as thomas for this dashboard, owner tools, and global broadcasts.
Broadcast to everyone (online)
Shows a popup on all signed-in players’ screens, even in different game sessions. Requires online play with live sync working.
Live events (signed-in players)
Thomas ON/OFF toggles — glitch storm stays until turned off. Seizure Death fires once (~45s); one random player per multiplayer session is spared.